I am a humanitarian and I seek to help liberals to forget today’s election.  Tomorrow on your way home from work, stop by Wal-mart.  Go to the beer/wine section and get your favorite drink.  Then head on over to the music section and pick up the journey album with either “The Partys Over” or the one that has “Who’s Crying Now.”  Take your purchases home and each time you feel depressed over the election, get a drink out of the refrigerator and turn on the news.  Each time they mention a unemployed Democrat take a drink.  Now at the end of the night or when you’ve consumed all of your alcohol, take out your new CD and play the song.

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